I ... have a magic computer.
It's true. I'm sure I've told y'all before about this pathetic little falling apart Dell laptop? The springs in the monitor are broken and missing so I hold the screen with my left hand and type with my right. Then I prop it, screen up, when I shut it off. The plastic strip surrounding the on/off button is always popping up and I have to snap it back into place. It's amazing the thing still boots.
None of that is magic; just sad. Today the magic happened. Nathaniel was sitting on my favorite end of the couch then decided to stand and turn, catching the cord with his foot and pulling the computer off of the coffee table and onto the floor. My mommy senses started tingling so I ran in from the next room to see what was the matter and found my pathetic laptop laying on the floor IN TWO PIECES!!! Horror! Oh the humanity!
I scooped up the keyboard in one hand and the monitor in the other then set them gingerly on the table. Okay, so it was in the three pieces. I had to grab the plastic strip that surrounds the on/off button and replace it. Then I pushed the button. Aaaaaand ... here I am! Pretty cool, huh? And that's with another piece that I don't know to what it goes. I'm assuming it's cosmetic.
Until I write again (with my one little hand) ...