Wednesday, January 23, 2008

In the Night Kitchen

It never occurred to me that Bessie and Fred might be hungry. I don't know what they've been eating all this time, hanging out in In the Night Kitchen.

It looks as though they're eating some kind of ... what is that? Corn? Where on earth did they get corn? Is that feed corn? OH MY GOSH. The cows found feed corn IN MY KITCHEN! It's a wonder we haven't had mice!

Wait. Wait, no. I don't think that's feed corn. It really looks more like ... it's popcorn! Well kiss my grits. What ingenious bovines. It looks like I'm going to have to leave food out for the cows. I wonder if they prefer water or milk? And do they like their popcorn buttered?

Until I write again ...

Flea


12 comments:

Karen said...

What HAVE they been eating? No wonder they were checking out the cookbook.

Flea said...

Yeah, but the meat section makes that creepy. :)
I'm not the cleanest person in the world, so they could have been cleaning up the scraps from dinner the night before. That would explain their glossy coats

Kat said...

Ingenious bovines...that cracked me up. Thanks for dropping by my blog. I love yours.

Funny that you're a Boston Creme Donut as well :)

Flea said...

Thanks Kat. I wish I could have understood the Juicy Fruit commercial, Viennese accent and all. :( Thanks for popping in!

OHmommy said...

Kiss my grits. LOL, you are funny.

Wonderful World of Weiners said...

I'd keep my eyes on those cows - they look like they are a step away from WORLD BOVINE DOMINATION!

Hallie

Marguerite said...

Who doesn't like their popcorn buttered?

Flea said...

Oh my. I hadn't thought about global domination. They're fairly fragile cows, but as you know well, Hallie, even the most fragile of us are capable of the most difficult tasks. So I'll be wary.

Ohmommy, I just hope I'm doing Flo, in Mel's Diner, proud. :) Thanks.

Flea said...

Well, see, cows make the cream which makes the butter and ... well, they WERE reading the meat section of the cookbook. I'm so confused!

Melissa said...

Wow, are you starving Bessie and Fred? For shame. You would think they would want that popped or something...;)

Flea said...

You're right, Melissa! I'm going to go pop that corn right now! :) For the cows, of course.

Marguerite said...

Unless...

Are you starving them for the lean meat? Mmmm...