Tuesday, May 27, 2008

Incriminating Photo

Before I begin, I must explain my baby brother's name. A couple of you think that Chewy might reference Star Wars. Sorry. It was a couple of steps short on his given name. Lazy creature that I am, I shortened it to Chewy.

The second installment of scary pictures of my sister! An attempt to retaliate for the Annoy-A-Tron! It has been pointed out, by In The Gutter, that I do not know how to get even with said sister. Granted, I'm not the most devious person on the planet. Yes, I have been accused of being soft, naive, easy (Hey!), sensitive. But today. Ooooo. Today I have the picture. The picture to humiliate. Total retaliation is mine. Scroll down, will ya?

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While you're scrolling, let me just say that I am not responsible for your reaction to this sight. You may want to wait till your stomach is empty. Make sure you're not drinking anything. This is not for the faint of heart, people. It's enough to make a grown man cry (I have to be careful not to let the Hunny see this picture - the big cry baby).

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You're still here? Okay. You can't say I didn't warn you.




Isn't it horrid? See those horns? My parents had to have them ground down, like HellBoy's. They scared small children and caused many ugly rumors in town. Frankly, I think Mom and Dad were a little worried themselves. Shoot, I would be if I'd had a child born like this. I've never seen anything like it since.

And the tail! She won't show people the tail, but I know it's still there. Show us your tail! (I'll bet my brother-in-law is asking to see her tail right now - hi Brandon! You're welcome!)

Stay tuned. There's more to come. Heh.

Until I write again ...

Flea

19 comments:

Anonymous said...

You're a hoot! Nice horns!

dlyn said...

I hate to tthink what the retaliation might be for all of this!

Anonymous said...

You've exposed her! Hilarious.

Marguerite said...

I still think that sofa was scarier...

Karen Deborah said...

poor little baby!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

HA HA HA Marguerite, I was thinking the same... the pic is adorable even with horns and tail but the couch OUCH LOL
Love it!
Flea you crack me up!

Ness said...

Thanks for stopping by my blog, Flea. I have to catch up with your older posts to find out the behind-the-scenes goings ons about posting the pics of Devil Child. Gotta get the cast of characters straight! Have a great day!

KG said...

Those horns are HAWT. I ground mine down years ago.

Beth from the Funny Farm said...

HAHAHA... you realize paybacks are coming your way.

Burgh Baby said...

I don't know, I think she's kind of cute. Sort of looks like me when I was that age. ;-)

Mental P Mama said...

You know, I was thinking the same thing about the couch, but since Flea's mom is such an incredible artist, I figured something was wrong with me. It is the couch of an artist people. Let's focus on the devil child, mkay?

Wineplz said...

I'm thinking of your poor mother giving birth to a child with horns like that...ouch!

Mom Knows Everything said...

I LOVE IT! I wonder if my sister will kick my butt if I do that....oh yeah she would, she's already threatened me never to post a picture of her...rats!

CanadianMama said...

Is this the brother that you just told me you love so much :)

Kareen said...

OK - it was the 70's - everything fabric looked like Volkswagon seat covers.
And kids, it's time to break it up and behave. Just remember, Mom is pretty devious herself.

Flea said...

Aw Mooooooom. Do we hafta?

Anonymous said...

TOTALLY adorable picture!

Anonymous said...

LOL!

imbeingheldhostage said...

OMGosh that's hilarious!!!!
Now, you're cookin-- I knew a mini lecture on how to be devious would help :-)