A Polish man moved to the USA and married an American girl. Although his English was far from perfect, they got along very well until one day he rushed into a lawyer's office and asked him if he could arrange a divorce for him. The lawyer said that getting a divorce would depend on the circumstances, and asked him the following questions:
Have you any grounds?
-Yes, an acre and half and nice little home.
No, I mean what is the foundation of this case?
- It made of concrete.
I don't think you understand Do either of you have a real grudge?
- No, we have carport, and not need one.
I mean. What are your relations like?
- All my relations still in Poland.
Is there any infidelity in your marriage?
- We have hi-fidelity stereo and good DVD player.
Does your wife beat you up?
- No, I am always up before her.
Is your wife a nagger?
- No, she white.
Why do you want this divorce?
-She going to kill me.
What makes you think that?
-I got proof.
What kind of proof?
- She going to poison me. She buy a bottle at drugstore and put on shelf in bathroom.
I can read, and it say: "Polish Remover"
Until I write again ...
P.P.S. How'd ya like that P.S. before I even signed off? Pretty snazzy, huh? Yeah. I impress even myself. Can you tell I'm not awake?
OOO! Good one! Poor guy...LOL
Naps! Naps are wonderful things!
Polish remover. Funny.
Now go to bed.
Very cute. And congrats on your 500th!
LOL TOOO FUNNY!!!
cool deal on the 500th post!
Funny stuff. Did I mention my girls are part Polish? Like an 1/8 or something.
Since I am 100% Polish and speak Polish, I truly appreciated that one!
LOL. Very cute.
Happy 500th Flea!! I wonder how many of those I have read...
That's great! 500th. WOW. That's huge.
I had to past this one on to friends!!
Congrats too on the 500!!!
OMG, Flea. I did hear this one through email last week. And peed my pants. LOL.
I really really liked this joke, I'm sure you know why!!
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