Thursday, September 18, 2008

Missing

Y'all, I haven't heard from Fred & Bessie for awhile. Some of you have asked about them recently, where they are, but I don't have an answer for you. The fact is, they left Snooty's place a few weeks ago and haven't been heard from since.

The bovines have traveled in all sorts of ways over the last few months, but I'm not sure how they departed from Snooty's. Seems she doesn't have
a clue where they are either. So I'm really starting to worry about my little ones.

If you'll remember, they ran away from home in April, but I didn't know it till a few days after the fact. All I knew was that they were missing, and I couldn't find them anywhere. Till they showed up at Dlyn's. The problem now is that Snooty sent them in the direction of Asthma Girl, a definite place. And they're not at her house. I thought maybe they went to Daryl's, in NYC, since S
nooty spoke of sending them there, but she hasn't seen them either.

Maybe they're lost. Maybe they weren't sure whether to head to the east coast or the west coast and have gotten lost somewhere in between. All I know is that I miss my little cows very much. I mean, I haven't actually seen them since April, but at least I've been able to keep up with their antics. And I've always known that they were in good hands.


I hate having to do this, but I've included a missing poster, for anyone who would like to post it on their blog. If we can get the word out, maybe we can find them? Thanks so much. And if anyone out there knows who the patron saint of cows is, please let me know? I'd like to pray directly.

Until I write again ...

Flea

10 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Maybe they're coming back to me...they did seem to like all the wine. Though now they'd have to go to Weight Watchers with me...

Laura ~Peach~ said...

OH DEAR FLEA !!! I hope they show up just last night Martha and I were making plans for things to do while they are here visiting with our little lonely moo... ohhhh I so hope they turn up

asthmagirl said...

I'm so worried! I can't think what could have befallen them on the way here. I checked the round-up forecast and there weren't any scheduled, so I don't think they've been absorbed by a local herd. I hope they're found soon!

Trisha said...

Oh no! I hope some lonely farmer didn't capture them and put them to work! That would be horrible. I will keep my eye out for you. I hope they are found soon!

Melissa said...

Oh no, can you put an APB out on cows? Do they have to be missing longer than 48 hours. Does the cop have to have experience in mooosteries?

Oy, really I haven't been drinking yet! I hope you find your bovines...

Karen said...

Oh Flea......your sweet bovine babies. I will pray for their safe,speedy arrival.

Daryl said...

You need a AUB .. all udder bulletin ... I wonder if they wandered into New Jersey and have joined some herd there ...

I just hope they didnt get cow napped and end up in a butcher shop.. there was a story on the news this morning about a cow that was found wandering around Floral Park, Queens, NY ... it had escaped a butcher shop and is now been 'saved' and sent to a farm in NJ ... do you think it might have been either Fred or Bessie?

:-Daryl

Tammy said...

Don't worry...they're just taking the long way home...sort of a road trip. ;o)

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

I hope your cows come home soon, wagging their tails...
You must miss them terribly.

Thanks for the well wishes, baby and I are doing great.

dlyn said...

Oh dear! I hope they haven't joined a cult or been kidnapped by aliens or gotten too close to a feedlot! There are just so many troubles that the little darlings can get into! They showed up here once before, so I will keep an eye out for them.

Patron saint of cows? Girl- you are nuts! ☺