Friday, September 19, 2008

Ransom Note Found ... I Think



This was on my doorstep this morning. I have no idea how it got there. You can click it to make it bigger, but it says, : ur kowz iz safe wit me in the ole west. If u evr wunt to see dem agen, send foor boxis uv buttr, one batterie powrd tonka truk and 18 - no 72 - duv choklit bars to the ole trane stashun in santa fay by midnite on munday. If u git this to mee, ur kowz wil be goin to azma gurl soon. Love, the kownapprz.

I hope that Zobabe can help me interpret this. It's pretty rough. I think whomever has my cows wants butter and a truck and - something. In Santa Fe. Anyone out there near Santa Fe?

This is just silly. The cows need to be found. Or I need to figure out how to get this ... stuff to the kownapper. Any help is appreciated.

Until I write again ...

Flea

15 comments:

Trisha said...

Oh no! They may have been kownapped? Horrible. Some how that writing seems familiar . . . maybe it is someone they know. Or maybe that "nice" neighbor.

It always turns out to be that "nice" neighbor no one suspects!

Good luck!

Mental P Mama said...

Oh no! Hurry up and send the stuff!

Chelf said...

You should probably call the Kops. How can you come up with so much chocolate? and butter, AND a truck...?

Keep us informed on how the negosheeay... nee go she... talks go. :-)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

oh have mercy!!!! send the stuff NOW!

zobabe said...

WOW. That's a LOTTA butr. What, no batteries for the truk? The Dove bars I can TOTALLY unner... unter... um... I can has, pleez?

Gosh, Flea. Those kows just can't stay outta trouble, huh?

Daryl said...

Oleo is cheaper do you think they'll know the difference?

:-Daryl

asthmagirl said...

No wonder they haven't made it! They've been hijacked! I think....
Is is just me or does that note look suspicious?

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

Kownapped kine? Say it ain't so!

Ellyn said...

Don't mess around. Send the stuff.

Could we call the cattle rustlers?That's a hangin' offense you know.

Jan Parrish said...

Cownapped? I think chocolate is a great ransom.

Did you also know that WD-40 keeps flys off cows? Yup. Read about it right there on my WD-40 post. :)

noble pig said...

Well that's just wrong!

OHmommy said...

Flipping frogs. What is going on? Send the stuff and good luck.

gondola connoisseurs said...

what could one do with chocolate, butter, and a truck?

Karen said...

Flea, what will you do? Your poor babies. I think your kownappers might have PMS and children with all that chocolate and butter and the Tonka truck. (oh dear, maybe I have given to much away...)

imbeingheldhostage said...

Holy cows flea, how did I miss this????