Monday, October 20, 2008

Funny Bone Monday

Happy Monday everyone! My favorite day of the week! The kids have gone back to school, the Hunny has gone back to work, I usually get to sleep late, and all is right with the world.

, at Little Guy's request, I'm re-visiting a video I made this spring. He was asking last night how many people had watched it and commented and I told him it just wasn't that type of video, but we watched it again and smiled. Because I love you all, and because some of you are new here, I'll let you watch it too. Fred & Bessie, in all their dancing glory. Fred & Ginger they ain't, but hey - choreography can only get ya so far when I'm the one moving the cows.

On that note, today's Monday Funny:

A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.

"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."

"What did you do?", asked the doctor.

"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, 'Hey! This looks like yours!'"


Have a great Monday, all!

Until I write again ...



Ellyn said...

Flea, you have too much time on your hands. But it was funny.

Good joke.

Karen said...


I'm with you on the Monday thing. They are my new favorite day of the week because Hello? No kids, no wonderful husband, and the house all to myself. *sigh*

If only I could ditch the dogs on occasion. Or at least the ones that aren't really housebroken.

Mental P Mama said...


Trisha said...

Mondays are good days for a good joke!

Have a good one, Flea!

Mighty Morphin' Mama said...

Cute! Cute! Cute!
Happy Monday to you.

Laura ~Peach~ said...

what a cute and creative video... I had never seen it. Love the joke too!

Karen said...

The joke was hillarious!!! Reminds me of a joke. The one about the guy in the airport with the black eye that ends up sitting down to another guy with a black eye. Do you know that one? The one where the tongue twister gets them both in trouble?
Anyway, how is it I have not met you darling little piggies!!! I have I ever mentioned I love pigs? How are Fred and Bessie? They still with AG? I'll pop over and have a look.

Daryl said...

HOW did you do that .. stop action? magnets?

Its frickin' fabulous .. seriously


Debbie in CA : ) said...

Well, after several days away from the blog world, I popped in here for a giggle (I know how good you are at supplying a little rib-tickling). Not only did I get a giggle, but a guffaw, a chortle, and a rush of laughing tears. Now I'm off to get a tissue and find my composure.

Love those dancing cows! ; )

Mom Knows Everything said...


Anonymous said...

Cute joke, Flea...

And now, my boss expects me to get some work done!

Anonymous said...

Hubbys never learn. Stupid bloke.

And, I loved the video. Good for you for your do si do calling.

Kareen said...

Loved the joke and always love that video - you should do more - let little guy move them for you.

Anonymous said...

...and then he was murdered with a golf club...HAHAHAHA!

Anonymous said...

Oh Flea...I had not seen Fred and Bessie do the barnyard thing!! I was laghing so hard Husband asked what it was and I had to tell hinm it was a blogger friends video.
Tears streaming down my face.

Loved the joke too.

Anonymous said...

An oldie but goodie!

Thanks for the re-run.

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