Today, at Little Guy's request, I'm re-visiting a video I made this spring. He was asking last night how many people had watched it and commented and I told him it just wasn't that type of video, but we watched it again and smiled. Because I love you all, and because some of you are new here, I'll let you watch it too. Fred & Bessie, in all their dancing glory. Fred & Ginger they ain't, but hey - choreography can only get ya so far when I'm the one moving the cows.
On that note, today's Monday Funny:
A man staggers into the emergency room with a concussion, multiple bruises, and a five iron wrapped around his neck. Naturally the doctor asks him what happened.
"Well, it was like this" said the man. "I was having a quiet round of golf with my wife, when at a difficult hole, we both sliced our balls into a pasture of cows. We went to look for them, and while I was rooting around I noticed that one of the cows had something white in its rear end. I walked over and lifted up the tail, and sure enough, there was a golf ball with my wife's monogram on it stuck right in the middle of the cow's butt. That's when I made my mistake."
"What did you do?", asked the doctor.
"Well, I lifted the tail, pointed, and yelled to my wife, 'Hey! This looks like yours!'"
Until I write again ...