Tuesday, October 28, 2008

Monday Funnies, A Day Late

I know I've said it before, but y'all are the best ever. EVER. Thank you for your responses to yesterday's post. An old friend who never reads my blog actually read yesterday and sent an email with a link to some stretching exercises, which got me looking for pressure points I can find and massage myself, or have my Hunny tap into to relieve the pain. This for the tension headaches. As to the others, I'm a little more motivated now to talk to my doctor. Thank you all!

I know I missed the Monday funny bone, so I thought I'd make up for it today. Do you mind? I didn't think you would, somehow.

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What is red and dingle dangles?

A red dingle dangle.

What is blue and dingle dangles?

Give up?

A blue dingle dangle!

What is yellow and dingle dangles?

You know this ..

A yellow dingle dangle, of course!

What is green and dingle dangles?

Did you answer a green dingle dangle? No, silly! They don't come in green!

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What did Tarzan saw when he saw a herd of elephants?

Look! A herd of elephants!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of grapes?

Look! A herd of elephants! (he was color blind)

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants all wearing sunglasses?

He didn't say anything. He didn't recognize them.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting co....

Moooo!!!
(This one was always a favorite of Oatmeal Head, and he'd insert his own name for cow)

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Do you know why fire engines are red?

Fire engines aren't the only thing that are red, books and magazines are read, too. Two times two is for, and four times three is twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, but Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. Ships sail in the sea, and fish also swim in the sea, and fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians, who are also called reds. Since fire engines are always rushing, that's why they're red.

(Thanks to this site for the above, one of my childhood favorites)

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Y'all have a great day! Don't let anyone pee in your Wheaties!

Until I write again ...

Flea

11 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Ba doom boom. Feel better;)

Flash Stitcher said...

You once again, gave me my smile for the day!!!

Daryl said...

NOW you tell me about the Wheaties ...

:::rimshot:::

:-Daryl

Ellyn said...

I always wondered about the fire trucks. Thanks for the enlightenment.

Have a great night.

Tanya Brown said...

8>)

Karen said...

I love the cow joke. One of my favorites. I missed a couple of posts, so I am going to have to go back and catch up,.

noble pig said...

I am going to go guard my wheaties bowl! LOL!

enthalpymama said...

Thanks! Perfect timing, I'm still working on finishing up Monday.

asthmagirl said...

Thanks for the funnies, Flea.
I hope that headache gets better for you soon!

Tammy said...

Hehehe!

http://anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I've always loved interrupting cow. Not that I'll EVER teach that one to the toddler, who loves to do Knock Knocks with no punchline.