Monday Funnies, A Day Late

I know I've said it before, but y'all are the best ever. EVER. Thank you for your responses to yesterday's post. An old friend who never reads my blog actually read yesterday and sent an email with a link to some stretching exercises, which got me looking for pressure points I can find and massage myself, or have my Hunny tap into to relieve the pain. This for the tension headaches. As to the others, I'm a little more motivated now to talk to my doctor. Thank you all!

I know I missed the Monday funny bone, so I thought I'd make up for it today. Do you mind? I didn't think you would, somehow.

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What is red and dingle dangles?

A red dingle dangle.

What is blue and dingle dangles?

Give up?

A blue dingle dangle!

What is yellow and dingle dangles?

You know this ..

A yellow dingle dangle, of course!

What is green and dingle dangles?

Did you answer a green dingle dangle? No, silly! They don't come in green!

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What did Tarzan saw when he saw a herd of elephants?

Look! A herd of elephants!

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of grapes?

Look! A herd of elephants! (he was color blind)

What did Tarzan say when he saw a herd of elephants all wearing sunglasses?

He didn't say anything. He didn't recognize them.

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Knock knock

Who's there?

Interrupting cow

Interrupting co....

Moooo!!!
(This one was always a favorite of Oatmeal Head, and he'd insert his own name for cow)

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Do you know why fire engines are red?

Fire engines aren't the only thing that are red, books and magazines are read, too. Two times two is for, and four times three is twelve. There are twelve inches in a ruler, Queen Elizabeth was a ruler, but Queen Elizabeth was also a ship. Ships sail in the sea, and fish also swim in the sea, and fish have fins. The Finns fought the Russians, who are also called reds. Since fire engines are always rushing, that's why they're red.

(Thanks to this site for the above, one of my childhood favorites)

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Y'all have a great day! Don't let anyone pee in your Wheaties!

Until I write again ...

Flea