Thursday, October 23, 2008

Yes. Again.

Oh what the heck. I've decided it's meme week. I saw this one at One Stitch, Two Stitch and had to have it, so I STOLE it. Feel free to steal it from me, since it didn't come with rules or tags. And now I'll have to find ANOTHER one to steal for Friday. Consistency and all. And yes, it's a lazy thing to do, the meme, but it's a brutal week. I needed these.

Speaking of brutal weeks, a quick update on Maybelline and Lou. I took Maybelline to our regular doctor yesterday (she was out last week when the yuckiness was happening). We went over everything in exhausting detail - I love that our doc wants to hear every single detail in order to make a proper diagnosis - and she said that it sure sounded like the gall bladder, but really it was baffling. We'll see her again after the visit with the GI in December. The big thing for Maybelline was being cleared to do P.E. at her tolerance level. She may find that P.E. is a no go the first day in, but at least she can try it out and go slowly. Yay!

Lou is doing so much better! He's almost back to normal, except for the big gash on his back, which he licks all the time now. Otherwise he seems fine. And Little Guy periodically continues to put Neosporin on the back, so it's looking better every day. Just ugly as sin.

On to the meme! A meme with no rules! Meaning I can answer these questions any freakin' way I like, thankyouverymuch. Heh.

Where is your cell phone? Hovering in the air above my head, waiting for me to mentally call it down.


Where is your significant other? On a secret mission. If I told you where, I'd have to kill you.

Your hair color? Bright orange with black streaks and blue polka dots.

Your mother? She works for NASA and is in Houston at the moment. Her assignments are top secret. Again with the having to kill you thing.
Wait - did that mean what color is her hair, based on the last question? Well, that's a different story. It's stark white. Having me as a child will do that to a parent in about three weeks.

Your father? He doesn't have hair. Anymore. Something to do with no longer being alive.

Your favorite thing? My blimp. I love touring the country in the blimp, waving at people, watching traffic stop when they see it, listening to people screaming when they see the flames shooting from one end of the blimp, not knowing that it's designed to flame like that.

Your dream last night? I don't dream. It's against my religion. Really. Ask my white haired, rocket scientist mother.

Your dream/goal? to one day walk on the moon without fear of reprisal when I leave all my trash littered across the face of it. And maybe to carve my name in a moon boulder with a big Bowie knife.

The room you’re in? A padded cell. They feed me really well here, though. And the view is nice. The psych techs certainly are handsome.

Your hobby? Swinging from trees. Eating bonbons and watching soap operas. Picking up trash from the side of the road. I'm saving it all to take to the moon. That way it won't fill our dumps. Isn't that great?

Your fear? Running out of oxygen while on the moon. But I'm not too worried - mom's got my back.

Where do you want to be in 6 years? On the moon, people! What don't you get about this?! Geez ...

Where were you last night? If I told you, I'd have to kill you. I kid! Last night I was in the root cellar, mixing some ... umm ... no, really, I can't tell you. Sorry.

What you’re not? Delusional. Honest! Just ask my mom.

One of your wish-list items? Moon boots! Again, I kid. I already have a pair. What I'd really love is one of those cool helmets that looks like a golden mirror on the outside and that helps you breathe in outer space.

Where you grew up? Louisiana. Duh.

Last thing you did? Ate some bonbons. Vacuumed the carpets. Bought a pair of official NASA moon gloves on Ebay.

What are you wearing? Do you REALLY want to know? Oh, alright. I'm wearing bell bottom jeans and a t-shirt with Fred Rogers' picture that says "Won't You Be My Neighbor?" On the moon.

Your TV? It's upstairs. Who wants to know?

Your pet? Three pet rocks, a puma, two vipers and a kitten.

Your computer? Dell

Your mood? If I told you, I'd have to kill you.

Missing someone? No. Why? Is someone missing? I'm sure they'll turn up soon. And I didn't have anything to do with it. Really! STOP LOOKING AT ME!!!

Your car? DeLorean

Something you’re not wearing? My moon boots

Favorite store? Toys R Us

Your summer? Yes it was.

Love someone? Yes I do. Very much. And you. And you. And you and you and you.

Your favorite color? Plaid

When is the last time you laughed? About ten minutes ago, watching little Frank (the puma) wrestle with Sally (the kitten). It didn't last very long, and I had to break it up (that's Sally's a mean little bugger when fighting for her life - I had to put her in time out), but it was hilarious!

Last time you cried? About a year ago. I had this horrible pain in my head that just wouldn't go away. At all.

So there you have it. A random meme. Feel free to take it and do with it as you will. I did. Heh.

Until I write again ...

Flea

14 comments:

Heidi said...

That was good - *snort* I needed that this morning...

imbeingheldhostage said...

you're kidding. a year ago??!!

I would give you my last pair of moon boots if I had any :-)

Thanks for the sillies, I really got a good dose of grump first thing today and seeing how solemnly you answer meme questions was a nice lift.

Flash Stitcher said...

Thanks for the laugh this morn!!
You are too much.

Please keep us posted on Maybelline.

Glad Lou is healing.

Poltzie said...

I feel like I know you so well now!!

Ellyn said...

You are a funny lady, Flea.

I got you moon boots for Christmas. They are in the mail now. Be looking for them.

Karen said...

You are such a nut! I love it. No One does a meme better than you! So one has to ask.......does your mom really work for NASA? Is she really a Rocket Scientist. I know a few of them....Rocket Scientists that is.

Coffee Bean said...

You made me laugh! You are nutzo. I love it!

dlyn said...

I am not touching this one with a 10ft pole - no way I could equal your comedic...um...brilliance!

Daryl said...

See all your problems, ills and whatever would be solved if you stepped away from the PC and got an Apple ...

:-Daryl

k said...

Mom to daughter - - did you take your meds today?

Debbie in CA : ) said...

I learn something new about you every time I come by for a visit. Today I learned that I will need quite a few more visits! ; ) See ya real soon . . . "neighbor."

Tanya Brown said...

LOL! Fun post! I sense tiredness, though.

Glad that Maybelline is on the mend. I hope that the GI folks get to the bottom of the situation. (No pun intended.) Gall bladder would probably be a good outcome - the surgery is pretty straightforward.

Karate Mom said...

Wow, Flea, I knew you were weird, but this really takes the cake.
Cake? There's cake? Where's the cake? I like cake!
Tee hee!
You're great! I love your blog!

zobabe said...

You should really stop smoking those weeds in the backyard.