Monday, November 24, 2008

Funny Bone Monday

Happy Monday! Please forgive the mess while I get my template issues straightened out? Today's funny is one a friend sent me eons ago, but I find hilarious. Enjoy a good laugh while I sleep, will ya? :)

How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb?

1. Golden Retriever: The sun is shining, the day is young, we've got our whole lives ahead of us, and you're inside worrying about a stupid burned out bulb?

2. Border Collie: Just one.

3. Dachshund: You know I can't reach that stupid lamp!

4. Rottweiler: Make me.

5. Boxer: Who cares? I can still play with my squeaky toys in the dark.

6. Lab: Oh, me, me!!!!! Pleeeeeeeeeze let me change the light bulb! Can I? Can Iuh? Huh? Huh? Can I? Pleeeeeeeeeze, please, please, please!

7. German Shepherd: I'll change it as soon as I've led these people from the dark, check to make sure I haven't missed any, and make just one more perimeter patrol to see that no one has tried to take advantage of the situation.

8. Jack Russell Terrier: I'll just pop it in while I'm bouncing off the walls and furniture.

9. Old English Sheep Dog: Light bulb? I'm sorry, but I don't see a light bulb!

10. Cocker Spaniel: Why change it? I can still pee on the carpet in the dark.

11. Chihuahua: Yo quiero Taco Bulb. Or "We don't need no stinking light bulb."

12. Greyhound: It isn’t moving, so who cares?

13. Australian Shepherd: First, I'll put all the light bulbs in a little circle...

14. Poodle: I'll just blow in the Border Collie's ear and he'll do it. By the time he finishes rewiring the house, my nails will be dry.

Until I write again ...

Flea

11 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Love it;)

Karen said...

Scarily too accurate. And hysterically funny.

Flash Stitcher said...

You got the lab right!
Thanks for the funny!

asthmagirl said...

I've always liked that one! Except my chihuahuas would assume there was a perp outside and go on Brute Patrol!

Deb said...

How true! I've had a cocker spaniel who was beautiful but dumb as dirt. On the other hand, my collie was the smartest dog I've ever owned! Love the post.

Tanya Brown said...

8>)

Tammy said...

Hehehe!!!

Daryl said...

Bwaahaaaaa ...

And the cats said: Yawn .. we dont need no stinkin' light


:-Daryl

imbeingheldhostage said...

yo quiero taco bulb! what a hoot!

Poltzie said...

Oh my goodness did that ever make me laugh!!
My favorite light bulb joke goes like this:
how many social workers does it take to change a light bulb? Only one but it has to want to change. hahahahahaha!

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

I agree with Karen. It's very accurate. And, partially why I have a terrier.