Thursday, November 20, 2008

The Mamarazzi Strikes Again

It happened. Oatmeal Head let me photograph him. The elusive teen boy subjected himself to the Mamarazzi. I took full advantage. What follows are the results of a camera onslaught, and it's not pretty. You may want to look away. I think he allowed this because his hair was temporarily straightened. By a girl. A CUTE girl. But lo, behold. This man-child is mine. Goof ball.

First, a shot of him just this last spring:


Now, pictures taken last night:





Now, some photos taken by the cute girl with the flat iron:



Isn't he just the cutest thing ever? When did he start growing up? And do you think Karen would accept these in lieu of a resume? Would SM be jealous? Hmm. So many questions, so few answers ...

Until I write again ...

Flea

18 comments:

The Sports Mama said...

Hey!!

Here I was, all set to give you mad props on how handsome your boy was... and you try to steal my future daughter-in-law?? What the heck?

Do I now need to come back with a barrage of pictures of Jock? 'Cuz I'll do it... you know I will. :)

But wait.... you were talking about the cute girl responsible for all that handsomeness. How can you try to steal Becky if OH already HAS a cute girl?

OHmommy said...

Oh, Flea. He is sooo stinking handsome.

Kidzmama said...

Oh, wow. He's quite the cutie. Ya' think he knows it?

Karen said...

I'm snickering over here. I can see why the cute girl would want any excuse to touch him. (I'm not sure that came out right.) Anyway, the days are upon you now that girl's will be wanting to wear his sweater.

Mental P Mama said...

Is he gorgeous???? What a good model;)

Ellyn said...

He looks like you. Especially in that fourth picture. Sorry, had to say it. I am shocked no one said it before me.

He is very handsome.

Snooty Primadona said...

I don't know about you, but I love this hair straightening girl! He went from looking like he was a geeky middle school kid, to looking like a really hot high school dynamo.

Do you think she does that with older ladies? (just kidding)There is no way she could get that kind of transformation with me, lol. Still, I am duly impressed.

Is it time to start nailing the windows shut yet? Oh Wait. That was at my house. Hmmm...

Tanya Brown said...

That is a handsome young man! I hope you have a baseball bat handy to beat the girls off with.

Lori said...

He IS handsome! I am always partial to dark-haired, brown-eyed boys....
Gosh, is my little baby-the one I can hear in the tub making boat noises right now-gonna turn into a handsome young man like this one day?
I can't think about that!
I'll be needing your advice in about 10 years so don't you go anywhere!

Laura ~Peach~ said...

hes adorable! will have to have martha check him out LOL... from one teen to another ya know.

dlyn said...

He could not be any cuter - and he does look very grown up! Like maybe he could be your younger brother, ya know?

Jan Parrish said...

Definitely a handsome young man. You grow them well. :)

Candace said...

Ummm... who is that? I thought I knew who you were talking about when you talked about Oatmeal Head. I am now thinking this must be some new man child you picked up on the way out there? So what did you do with your other son? You know the one I thought was Oatmeal Head?

Kacey said...

I'm impressed you got so many photos! Very hard move with a teen male. He's very handsome. Aren't they strange at that little boy/almost a man stage?

Karen said...

We'll consider that a portfolio, but I, too, am wondering about the cute girl. Is that his sister? Because that would be weird if he let her do his hair. And if not, that means he's smitten because have you seen that goofy look in his eyes, much less his smile? I think he was bitten.

Nipper said...

CDJR was wondering "Is that really Oatmeal Head? That's not OH!" Then OH grinned a big cheezy grin. "Yep, That's OH"

Trannyhead said...

He's such a good looking boy! I'm not surprised he had a cute girl messing with his hair!

imbeingheldhostage said...

wow, he is a hawtie!! Do you think he'd mind waiting for Miss Ky?