Monday, January 19, 2009

Funny Bone Monday

Thank you all, bloggy friends, for your interest and concern about my ickies. My tummy has recovered, but I've been on a headache bender for several days. If history is correct, today should be the last day for that. Here's hoping.

What have I done? When I started Funnybone Monday, I vaguely considered that it would be a long standing feature on the blog. You know, in passing. But it happens every Monday. Every single one! Did I do that? The jury's still out on whether or not I like that.

Whether or not I like it, it's still going to happen every Monday. So prepare yourself for a little classroom humor today.

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Courtesy of Inbox Humor:


Excuse Notes from Parents

The following is a partial list of actual written excuses given to teachers in the Albequerque public school system by parents of students:

  • Dear School: Please excuse John from being absent on Jan. 28,29,30, 31,32, and also 33.

  • Please excuse Dianne from being absent yesterday. She was in bed with gramps.

  • Please excuse Johnnie for being. It was his father's fault.

  • Chris will not be in school because he has an acre in his side.

  • John has been absent because he had two teeth taken off his face.

  • Excuse Gloria. She has been under the doctor.

  • Lillie was absent from school yesterday because she had a going over.

  • My son is under the doctor's care and should not take fizical ed. Please execute him.

  • Carlos was absent yesterday because he was playing football. He was hit in the growing part.

  • My daughter was absent yesterday because she was tired. She spent this weekend with the Marines.

  • Please excuse Joyce from P.E. for a few days. Yesterday she fell off a tree and misplaced her hip.

  • Please excuse Ray Friday from school. He has very loose vowels.

  • Maryann was absent Dec. 11-16, because she had a fever, sore throat, headache, and upset stomach. Her sister was also sick, fever and sore throat, her brother had a low-grade fever. There must be the flu going around, her father even got hot last night.

  • Please excuse Blanche from jim today.

  • George was absent yesterday because he had a stomach.

  • Ralph was absent yesterday because he had a sore trout.

  • Please excuse Sara for being absent. She was sick and I had her shot.

  • Please excuse Lupe. She is having problems with her ovals.

  • Please excuse Pedro from being absent yesterday. He had diah, diahoah, dyah, the sh*ts.

And because I loves me some Tim Hawkins, as well as because I was a homeschool mom for so very long:



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Happy Monday! Happy MLK Day! Back to sleep for me!

Until I write again ...

Flea

18 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Those are funny. Feel better;)

Karen said...

I love those excuses. I'm thinking I may write some like that for my own kids next time. The ones that can fully appreciate them, of course. :)

asthmagirl said...

Go to sleep! I'm looking forward to a well rested and un-sickened Flea!

Robin said...

Love 'em. I kept trying to pick a favorite but couldn't though being in bed with gramps and having her shot were both serious contenders...

Hope you're feeling 100% soon.

Warty Mammal said...

Some of these sound very serious indeed!

noble pig said...

Those are hilarious.

Debbie in CA : ) said...

LOOOOOVE that Video! But, we do leave our dwelling and spread the kookiniess around to the delight of others. : D

I like to endmmy bloggy session with a giggle, so naturally I come to see you!

Have a great day girlfriend!!

Snooty Primadona said...

Scream! Loose vowels got me...

Daryl said...

Excused from jim ..

teeee heeee

imbeingheldhostage said...

Funny video, thanks!

Tammy said...

Bwahahaha!

Toia said...

Very Cute and very funny!! I'm glad to hear that you are feeling a little bit better. Enjoy your much needed rest :)

Country Girl said...

Hoping you're already feeling better. You're amazing that you can write and be sick at the same time. I'd just be in bed.

imom said...

Love the homeschool family video! I was a homechool mom for a long time too.

Get rest and get rid of that headache!

Ellyn said...

Loved the excuses. The video was a hoot too.

Feel better soon.

Flea said...

I think the loose vowels are probably me favorite, too. :)

The Sports Mama said...

I.LOVE.Tim Hawkins!

Karen said...

The video will have me chuckling for days. I have extended family that could be.......