Wednesday, January 14, 2009

What Married Couples Do After the Kids Are In Bed

Quick! While you can! Suave is giving away a free bottle of shampoo, JUST TODAY.

My Hunny teaches on Monday nights, getting home well after the kids are asleep (I know Little Guy was asleep because he started talking very loudly in his sleep). What follows is a photo journey of what we, as a married couple, do after the kids are in bed. It's rather graphic. You've been warned.



Really. You don't have to keep reading if you don't want to.


First, the molding and the shaping and the playing with the soft, pliable stuff. Keeping it from drying out is most essential.


Of course I made the cute little animals from the softdough, using the cookie cutters that MPM sent me. The Hunny? He's all guy - check it out:


Don't know what that is? Look again:


Still? Try again:


Got it? Now, for the graphic film - turn out the lights and grab the popcorn:




Yeah. All guy all the time. I love him for that. He blows me up on a regular basis.

Until I write again ...

Flea

*All the salt dough animals were harmed in the making of this film
** I think I have nearly everyone back in my blogroll - if you don't see your blog there, please tell me!

22 comments:

Laura ~Peach~ said...

TOOOOOOOO FUNNY and you guys are TALENTED!

Melissa said...

OM, you guys really crack me up!

Karen said...

Do you color in their coloring books, too?! It's just shocking.

Marguerite said...

Hey! I'm your little sister. You're not supposed to be corrupting me like this! So much for the good example and all that. :P

Julie said...

That's great!! LOL

Trisha said...

Funny! I love they way a man's mind thinks!

Memaw's memories said...

Too funny. I love it.

Daryl said...

I dont see my blog .. sniffle ...

How did Hunny get that to blow up so coolly .. lots of short edits?

Egghead said...

Oh I am so sad. The video is unavailable and of course all that comes up in hubby's evil looking and grinning face. Did I miss something?

asthmagirl said...

Couldn't get your blog to work this morning. Glad it's functioning again...

Love the dynomite!

Ellyn said...

That sheep is the cutest. I can just see the cookies shaped like that.

I didn't see my blog. But I promise I won't cry myself to sleep tonight. Really. I will be OK. I gotta go.

Mental P Mama said...

Ya'll are sick.

Snooty Primadona said...

Frankly, I'm just glad it's not what I thought after seeing the 2nd picture, lol.

anglophilefootballfanatic.com said...

That poor, tormented play doh. Thanks for putting the button up!

Daisy said...

LOVE Claymation!

LaskiGal said...

Suddenly, I have a hankering for dough. Really doughy dough.

:)

Karen Deborah said...

you guys are funny, looks like a good evening to me! I like to play.

Egghead said...

OK now it works...ha ha ha! That is hilarious.

Robin said...

I LOVE that! Note to self: find the plastelina...

zobabe said...

AHAHAHAHA!! You got a good one, you did. So did he, for the record. I wish I could visit. I'd leave with much better abs.

Debbie in CA : ) said...

I just showed this to my hubby. He LOVED it! He watched it frame by frame. Now he's getting Miss Rachel out of bed (she's not asleep yet . . . I hope) to enjoy your handiwork. You're definitely BLOG-OF-THE-DAY around here! Bravo!!!

Rob Rogers said...

That's awesome!