Monday, February 23, 2009

Funny Bone Monday

Welcome back to Funny Bone Monday! Today's, for lack of a better topic, is the humble flea. Let's see what the itchy little critters can do in the way of making us laugh?

Flea jokes 101

What is the most faithful insect?
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!

What insect runs away from everything?
A flee!

What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!

What to you call a Russian flea?
A Moscow-ito!

Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?" said one. Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"

What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader!

What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
Bugs Bunny!

How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!

How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!

What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!

These are all from AhaJokes!

And the flea video? Not as funny as I'd like, but interesting:

I'm off to blow my nose.

Until I write again ...



Mental P Mama said...

Love them! Remember the Flea Circus cartoon? I think it was an old Disney one where they set up in a dog's back. For some reason, that was always my favorite. Well except for Bugs Bunny's Barber of Seville....

Trisha said...

Welcome back! Happy to see you!

Thanks for the funny flea jokes!

Daryl said...

A couple of good yucks there ... thanks for blowing your nose

imbeingheldhostage said...

I've missed you! I hope you didn't take my semi-silence as neglect, I was respecting your family time-- otherwise I would've been out here saying "ready to come back out and play yet?!" once a day :-)

I was so glad to see posts!!

Karen said...

Welcome back Flea!!!!! I missed you!

That is one of my all time favorites from Seasame Street.

Ellyn said...

I have missed F.B.M. Good ones flea.

Karen said...

I always enjoy Funny Bone Monday - thanks for my weekly laughs. Welcome back!

Anonymous said...

Oh Flea, I did not take the time to read but I will go back now and read all of your new posts!!! Welcome back. I did miss you.