Flea jokes 101
A flea, once they find someone they like they stick to them!
What insect runs away from everything?
What is the difference between a flea and a wolf?
One prowls on the hairy and the other howls on the prairie!
What to you call a Russian flea?
Two fleas where running across the top of a cereal packet?
"Why are we running so fast?" said one. Because it says "Tear along the dotted line"
What do you call a flea that lives in an idiots ear?
A space invader!
What do you get if you cross a rabbit and a flea?
How do you start an insect race?
One, two, flea - go!
How do you find where a flea has bitten you?
Start from scratch!
What is a flea's favorite book?
The itch-hikers guide to the galaxy!
These are all from AhaJokes!
And the flea video? Not as funny as I'd like, but interesting:
I'm off to blow my nose.
Until I write again ...
Love them! Remember the Flea Circus cartoon? I think it was an old Disney one where they set up in a dog's back. For some reason, that was always my favorite. Well except for Bugs Bunny's Barber of Seville....
Welcome back! Happy to see you!
Thanks for the funny flea jokes!
A couple of good yucks there ... thanks for blowing your nose
I've missed you! I hope you didn't take my semi-silence as neglect, I was respecting your family time-- otherwise I would've been out here saying "ready to come back out and play yet?!" once a day :-)
I was so glad to see posts!!
Welcome back Flea!!!!! I missed you!
That is one of my all time favorites from Seasame Street.
I have missed F.B.M. Good ones flea.
I always enjoy Funny Bone Monday - thanks for my weekly laughs. Welcome back!
Oh Flea, I did not take the time to read but I will go back now and read all of your new posts!!! Welcome back. I did miss you.
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