Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
All here.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
A cloud.
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Because he was a party pooper.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a light into her ear...
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
All here.
I think my next Funny Bone Monday might be about lawyers.
Sorry guys. I'm having a really bad day. Needed something light. C ya.
Until I write again ...
Flea
15 comments:
hope your dad is better and love the one liners... snork :)
dad??? DAY sheesh
Those sure put a smile on my sour puss;)
So sorry you are having a bad day! I hope things work out soon!
My 8 year old liked the elephant joke. I liked the lawyer joke ;-).
I hope your day turns around. You know where I am if you need an extra shoulder to lean on.
Sorry your day has not been off to a pleasant start. There is hope....the day is young.
I really hope you day has already turned around for you.
Loved the lawyer joke. I can't wait for next Monday.
Here's to a better - and funnier - tomorrow for you.
Appreciate the snickers . . . needed around here too.
Prayers for you.
(It feels like a proverbial Monday around here -- who reloaded the week? Not nice!)
You jut lightened up my day too. Thanks.
You know about the blonde working in the M&M factory, don't you? She was in charge of sorting out the Ws.
Hope tomorrow is better for you.
Where DO you find the time? I need to print these out for my 6 year old.
so you know any beat nick jokes? how about the man with no arms and legs? well actually there is a man with no arms and no legs but he's so cool he would probably tell them and laugh.
And, I'm sorry your having a bad day.
Some days are like that. Poor baby Stellan's surgery didn't work.
Debbie's friends son killed himself.
There are disasters and sadness every where....
And whatever is bringin your heart low, look up and remember that the God of this universe took the form of a man, and left his father, he left glory, and perfection and light; to come here, so that you would know without a doubt on a bad day....that Jesus understands everything you feel. He was a man of sorrows acquainted with grief... the son of man has no where to lay his head,... he was despised and rejected,...he came and we knew him not.
He knows you, he hears you, and he understands. The hairs on your head are numbered and he knows you by name.
Yikes. I'm sorry things have gone to pot.
Wishing you a better day tomorrow ... or the day after ... or the day after that ...
Just wanted to come out of hiding for a minute, and let you know that I've been thinking about you lately.
Thats all.
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