Why did King Kong buy 15 pairs of shoes?
Because he was a 30-foot monster.
Why did the robber take a shower?
He wanted to make a clean getaway.
Why did the orange stop rolling down the hill?
It ran out of juice.
Why did the man with one hand cross the road?
To get to the second-hand shop.
What do you call a sheep with no legs?
Why did the elephant bring toilet paper to a party?
Because he was a party pooper.
How do you make a blonde's eyes sparkle?
Shine a light into her ear...
What do you have when a lawyer is buried up to his neck in sand?
Not enough sand.
I think my next Funny Bone Monday might be about lawyers.
Sorry guys. I'm having a really bad day. Needed something light. C ya.
Until I write again ...