Monday, May 4, 2009

Funny Bone Monday

Are you ready for this? Turn away now if you have a weak stomach. My teens have recently discovered the horror genre in films (I've never had the guts for it). In honor of my lovely children, I present Funny Bone Monday, the Horror Edition!

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" What's green and red and silver and crawls around bumping into walls ?

... a zombie baby with a fork stuck in each eye ..."

Q: how do you make a dead baby float?

A: you use two scoops of ice cream snd one scoop of dead baby...

...or this one?

Q: why is it easier to unload a truck full of dead babies than a truck full of Zombie Babies?

A: the dead babies don't try to bite your fingers off...

Q: What does a Werewolf eat?

A: things ...

Q: What does a Werewolf DRINK?

A: ... COKE ! Because "things go better with COKE" ...


From Horror Movies 101

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Q: What do you call the blonde in a horror movie?

A: Dead meat.

Found here.

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Today's video is one featured on Jill of All Trades' blog a week or so ago. Enjoy!



And because there seems to be a shortage of horror jokes for use on family-friendly blogs, another video for you, my bloggy friends!



And because I just can't leave well enough alone ...



Until I write again ...

Flea

11 comments:

Ellyn said...

These were, ummm, great.


I'm with you. Horror movies aren't my style. I like to sleep at night.

I hope you will have a moment to pop over today. I finally post a few pictures of the lovely dress you made. Thanks again.

Tammy said...

My daughter LOVES horror movies, I'm going to have to tell her these.

Mental P Mama said...

Ugh.

Daryl said...

Dead baby float cracked me up

asthmagirl said...

The thriller stuff was good. The dead baby not so much (except for the float part which caught me off guard!)

Warty Mammal said...

LOL. I don't want to think about the implications of being a zombie baby. You want braaaains, but you're helpless to say the word and you certainly can't chew solid food yet.

Actually, I'm sure if that ever gets to be a large issue, Gerber will start manufacturing pureed brains for little zombies. Just imagine the labels on the packaging!

Yech. I wish I hadn't gone there.

TSannie said...

That was good for a chuckle or two. Thanks!

Leenie said...

Twisted, but great, jokes! The comments above were as good as the jokes. Two scoops of ice cream, labels on brains baby food,(snicker). Fun to see ol' Kermit and the Count again...back when SS was good and there was NO ELMO!!!

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Jeannelle said...

My first experience with horror jokes.....thanks!

Loved the Helmety Thriller. And, the old Kermit video....oh, I used to love watching Sesame Street when the kids were little...sigh. I miss that.

Flash Stitcher said...

Yeah Flea, you made my night end with a smile!!! Even if it is yucky!!