Alternate Saturdays I attend a writer's meeting. Random meetings with random people. O, I kid. Same group of reprobates every time, call themselves Ink Slingers. Mind if I introduce you to a couple of members?
This is Saria. Isn't she lovely? She's into anime and manga, and she writes fan fiction and fantasy. Her Keebler elf stories are the best. Oh alright. We give her a hard time about the elves because it's not everyone's cup of tea. She's actually a great writer and does the fantasy genre well. I always look forward to her submissions. So does Mr. Monkeysuit.
This is Heather, our fearless leader. She and Mr. Monkeysuit are getting married. Well, they would. If Heather wasn't already married. Shh! Don't tell Heather's husband.
What's she doing? She's peeling a banana. Duh. Mr. Monkeysuit thought it looked yummy.
I guess MM got cheeky, because Heather's reading him the riot act. Mr. M can be cheeky, as you know. His roving eye wanders to his mouth and gets him into trouble.
Oh my! The little smart mouth got himself into quite a bit of trouble! No, Heather! Don't beat Mr. Monkeysuit! He's so little!
Hmm. I think Heather's taunting him, letting him know that his smart mouth means no banana for him. I don't feel sorry for him one bit. Bad monkey!
Of course, he managed to sweet talk me into giving him a bite of my monkey bread ....
Until I write again ...