This one is the seven deadly sins. I have to lie in all my answers. Which is unfortunate, really, as the truth is almost always more interesting and entertaining with me.
"Sometimes you can learn more about a person by what they don't tell you. Sometimes you can learn a lot from the things they just make up. If you are tagged with this meme, lie to me. Then tag 7 other folks and hope they can lie."
Pride
What is your biggest contribution to the world?
The catapult. Rocketing cats into the sun on a daily basis - that's my claim to fame. Poor cats. They never know what hit 'em. Till they're sizzling little kitty bits on the sun's surface.
Wow. I like this lying thing. Let's see what other trouble I can get into.
Envy
What do your coworkers have that you wish were yours?
Sanity. Seriously. I wouldn't lie to you about this. The people who work in a psychiatric hospital? Sanest people in the world, God love 'em. I sure wish I was as together and sane as my coworkers.
I'm really getting into the groove of this! I might take up lying as a sport.
Gluttony
What did you eat last night?
Fried cat. Oh alright. I kid. Lou the Loud would take umbrance with that one. I really had fresh, thick tomato slices, straight from the garden, on home made biscuits, with mayonnaise, salt, pepper and basil leaves.
Alright, that's taking it a little too far for my tomato hating self. Time to step it down a notch.
Lust
What really lights your fire?
Mmm. A match. Wait. No. The sight of a 1979 Chevy Chevette. With rusted out floor boards. Oo baby!
Lust
What really lights your fire?
Mmm. A match. Wait. No. The sight of a 1979 Chevy Chevette. With rusted out floor boards. Oo baby!
Greed
Name something you hoard and keep from others.
Little ceramic cows.
I lie real good, huh? Just ask AsthmaGirl, J the Grockle, Snooty, Daryl, Dlyn, Mental P, Laura~Peach, Debbie in CA, Jeanelle, and now Karen Deborah (my apologies if I've forgotten someone! The heat has scrambled my brain!).
Sloth
What is the laziest thing you ever did?
So many lazy things to choose from! This one's tough to lie about, since sloth is my deadly sin of choice. Dang. How 'bout not blogging for a month because I didn't feel like it?
Phew! Still got it.
Anger
What really, really bugs you?
Dog hair on the furniture. Cat hair on my bed. Animal hair in general chaps my hide.
Anger
What really, really bugs you?
Dog hair on the furniture. Cat hair on my bed. Animal hair in general chaps my hide.
Know what? Since I haven't left Marcy's yet (she's such a good hostess - see, you don't know if I'm lying or telling the truth, DO YOU?), I think I'll tag Marcy! How 'bout them apples? Apple dumplings. Mmm. I forgot my Adderall - can you tell?
Until I write again ...
Flea
7 comments:
You said you would be blog deprived. I thought there was an emergency! I HAD to check out your post here at work. No hilarious old people in cars--whew--to attract the attention of the BOSS. But you still made me laugh out loud--sort of a snotty snort. (Think all this AC is giving me a cold). What lies before us and what lies after us is nothing compared to what lies in our face. ROFL Oooops BOSS ALERT. ttfn
I want one of those tomato sandwiches, please..
You are mean and hateful. I want a tomato bisquit thing. I've eaten similar sandwiches on bread... but on a bisquit. Oh Yum!!!
What is wrong with you? How can you not like tomatoes?
LOL!! Fantastic job.
you don't like tomatoes? Well that biscuit tomato sandwich is to die for and I want one, NOW!
you forgot Jeri, they did go to ENGLAND for Pet's sake, and is that all I mean every time you turn around those bovines have escaped.
For sure you readily share Fred & Bessie with others. Great post, Flea.....you're a natural humorist! No lie!
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