Friday, July 10, 2009

Crap On a Stick!

Ever have one of those tender family moments that you just HAVE to blog about? You fingers are itching to type out the entire scenario. And as you rise from your spot to head to the computer, it occurs to you that this might not be appropriate blog fodder, no matter how much your audience might appreciate it. On the other hand, they may not appreciate it at all.

I'm just going to give you the conversation verbatim. It's easier that way. The players are my Hunny (H) (after a 15 hour work day), Maybelline (M) and the Good Flea (GF). We'd all been sitting around the table laughing and cutting up, eating ice cream sandwiches.

H - Crap on a stick! (He learned that from me. I'm so proud)

GF - Crapzilla! (One of my favorite words)

M - Crap taco!

H - A steamy little turd in a taco shell?

GF - With lettuce and cheese and tomatoes and sour cream!

H - And salsa!

GF - And little bits of corn in the crap!

It's at that point everyone falls over laughing.

You're welcome.

Until I write again ...

Flea

21 comments:

Mental P Mama said...

Such a tender family moment....

MaBunny said...

I agree with Mental - that is definitely a family moment for a diary. LMAO
However I probably would have been right there next to you lmao too!
I have several written jokes like that that once belonged to my dad,!
Hope you have a great weekend Flea!

Cheryl Barker said...

You're crazy silly :) And now it's recorded for posterity :) Keep havin' fun!

Trisha said...

What an excellent post to read while eating breakfast! Thank you so much for sharing!

Daryl said...

I am printing this out and when the urge to pig out hits, I will read it and lose my appetite ..

Karen Deborah said...

definitely potty talk.
Coffee Bean where are you?

Jen Hanson said...

And to think . . . you kiss people with that mouth . . . Sigh.

Love you anyway you NUT! :)

The Sports Mama said...

Our families would get along so well. :)

Karen said...

Funny......sounds like conversations I have heard around here. Glad to know that they may not out grow it.

Karen said...

Husbands included. :) I would be sad that kind of conversation by myself.

Leenie said...

Okay. Hilarious. Ice cream sandwiches that degenerate into a steamy turd in a taco shell is my kind of conversation. Just leave off the sour cream.

faroutmom said...

Yes, more evidence that you and I would get along splendidly. If ever through KC on your journeys, we should do lunch and crap...I mean, stuff.

Cecily R said...

Okay, I know that the conversation I just read was NOT really a touchy feely moment...but I kind of see it that way. Because it honestly showed how much fun you have as a family together. And I love that. Crap tacos and all.

Ew.

asthmagirl said...

This is a tender family moment??

Crap on a stick!

Rick said...

They forgot crap tomatoes.

Ellyn said...

Thanks for that. My life is now complete.

Donalyn said...

You forgot the crap fudgesicles...

zobabe said...

Gotta love those awesome family moments! Donalyn, you are sick. LOL

My favorite phrase is "crap a monkey." I started using that when the overwhelming need to curse at my students could not be satisfied without repercussions...no pun intended (reper-CUSS-ions? Get it? Heh).

Indy said...

That was gross but I totally get it. It is something we'd do here too.

Warty Mammal said...

LOL!

Egghead said...

This makes me laugh.... I swear this could have been at our dinner table with my son. Touching!