How to treat a diver who has an air embolism?
Lay the victim in the head down position on his or her left side, administering oxygen if it is available.
How to prevent bunions while lost in the wilderness?
Apply heat to the bunion to break up the inflammation.
And Red Rocks points to his foot, saying, "You get bunions from wearing fancy shoes."
How to treat an animal bite?
Wash the bite thoroughly, then keep it covered with a sterile bandage.
How to tan a hide?
After soaking the hide in water, smash the animal's brains into a thick moisturizing solution, then work it into the hide.
How to fix a leaking radiator?
Put a broken egg or tobacco from six crumpled cigarettes into the radiator, then put the cap on loosely.
How to find water in the wilderness?
Look for the area where animal trails merge into one path.
How to prevent flatulence?
Eat slowly, and chew food thoroughly.
Red Rocks response to this was, "That's easy. Don't eat beans. And why would you want to prevent flatulence?"
I know, right? You just haven't lived until you've had your butt whipped in a survival game by a 12 year old boy scout.
Until I write again ...