In the rush to write down a patient's condition, the healthcare professional often charts things which are ripe for humor.
For example, here are some things the medical staff have written on patient's charts:
Hand me that... uh... whatever it's called!
Oh no! I just lost my watch.
"Accept this sacrifice, O Great Lord of Darkness"
Bo! Bo! Come back with that! Bad Dog!
Better save that. We'll need it for the autopsy.
Oops! Hey, has anyone ever survived 500 ml of this stuff before?
There go the lights again...
Everybody stand back! I lost my contact lens!
Could you stop that thing from beating? It's throwing my concentration off.
What's this doing here?
I hate it when they're missing stuff in here.
That's cool! Now can you make his leg twitch?!
Well folks, this will be an experiment for all of us.
You sure it wasn't this leg?
OK, now take a picture from this angle. This is truly a freak of nature.
Are his relatives waiting outside?
Don't worry. I think it is sharp enough.
What do you mean, "You want a divorce"!
FIRE! FIRE! Everyone get out!
This scissor looks rusted.
Rats! Page 47 of the manual is missing!
Isn't this the one with the really lousy insurance?
These were all found here.
were walking past the hospital swimming pool, Jim suddenly jumped into
the deep end. He sank to the bottom of the pool and stayed there. Edna
promptly jumped in to save him. She swam to the bottom and pulled Jim
immediately ordered her to be discharged from the hospital, as she now
considered her to be mentally stable. When she went to tell Edna the
news she said, “Edna, I have good news and bad news. The good news is you’re being discharged; since you were able to respond rationally to a crisis by jumping in and saving the life of another patient, I have concluded that your act displays that you have a sound mind.
soon can I go home?”