Monday, October 26, 2009

Clowns Need to Stay Warm, Too

Friday I sent my wee clown to work with my Hunny. 'Course, I didn't tell him I was sending the cutie with him. What fun is that? Wanna see where I hid it? Lookit!


We had a little cold snap on Friday, so I thought the jacket pocket would be perfect! Doesn't it seem the logical place for a wee clown to keep its toesies warm? I thought so.


So Friday afternoon I get a call from my Hunny, who's on his way home from work. The first words out of his mouth are, "It tried to gnaw my fingers off! DO YOU HEAR ME? IT TRIED TO GNAW MY FINGERS OFF!!! I flung it across the truck! It tried climbing up my arm to gnaw off my face!!!"

Um. Um. I don't think so. It's just a little baby clown. As cute as can be. Docile. Happy. It only wants to make other people happy, including my Hunny. I think maybe he's losing it. Poor Hunny.

Hmm. I wonder where I'll hide little clown next?

Until I write again ...

Flea

9 comments:

Trisha said...

Poor Hunny! Maybe the clown has a split personality - cute when you see it and killer when it is with him!

judi said...

Isn't the highest compliment when you call someone a sadistic, twisted clown lover? well you are! treacherous and devious also come to mind. I love you!! Poor Hunny, I'm staying tooned to see what you do next. You are my Halloween inspiration. :)

Laura ~Peach~ said...

HEE HEE HEE HEE.... Love it... so wish i could find a pennywise doll i would torture one MJ with it for ever and ever amen!

Daryl said...

You are a cruel woman ...

Marguerite said...

See? Laura knows what I'm talking about. And apparently, so does your Hunny. Pennywise; the only name for the wee clown.

Leenie said...

I got a grin on my face just looking at your blog title. Your Hunny is married to the right lady. He will live a long time because you keep his heart exercised. "Twisted, sadistic clown lover" LOL

btw-are you interested in the Weekword post? Comment back if you are.

Snooty Primadona said...

LMAO! Clowns have scared me since the Stephen King book. I think it was "IT". It scared the wits out of me, which explains a lot. The name Pennywise still strikes fear in my heart...

I'm trying to get back into blogging, but it's so hard to keep up sometimes.

Funny......

Kaylen said...

Ha - love it! What a nice special surprise for your sweetie! :)
I don't really like clowns-I'm not afraid of them, but they aren't cute to me in any way.
I do like mini things though so a small clown in a pocket is cute!

Stopping by from georgie's to meet the SSS folks. I'm following now!

The Sports Mama said...

This just makes me laugh. Right out loud, everyone asking me what's so funny, laugh. :)