Thursday, October 15, 2009

He Found the Clown


My Hunny was leaving for work this morning, in a jovial mood, when he poked his head back in the door and said in his most ominous voice, "The clown is going to die." I think we need to name the clown. It's much more difficult to kill something if it has a name.

I told y'all I'd found a good hiding place for the clown? I'm pretty darn proud of myself. See, first I'd tucked him into my Hunny's jacket pocket, with the little pompom on the top of his hat poking out. Red Rocks saw me hiding it and freaked - something about the clown scaring dad and that just being mean - blah blah blah. He moved it to a shelf.

So. Where to put the clown? See for yourselves:


Yeahhhhhh. Right at eye level. I keep the curtain drawn to keep it from mildewing in the creases anyway, so nothing suspicious there. Kinda like a Psycho thing going on, huh? Now, where do I hide it next?

Oh, and I can't help having a pink shower, okay? It came with the house. Ugly as sin, it is.

Wait. I have to go find the little fella and make sure he's still in one piece.

Until I write again ...

Flea

P.S. I can't find my wee scary clown, and my Hunny's not answering his phone. I'm scared.

9 comments:

Evil Sister said...

You are SOOO asking for it. BUT, I will email you some sneaky places later. >:)

Name the clown Pennywise. It's a perfect name for a clown being used for evil purposes.

TSannie said...

Uh-oh...

Mental P Mama said...

This is good!!

Karen said...

He looks like a Raphael to me, but they may not matter now. Though I suppose he could haunt in spirit since you have pictures and all.

Maybe your wee friend could need to nap under Hunny's pillow or be just hanging around when the door opens when he gets home from work......

judi said...

You are so twisted, I am loving this!
I'd be worried with Howlereen coming...

Keri said...

LUV it !!

gee... i only hid my kid's plastic cow in my hunnie's shower... took him weeks to ask why a cow watches him shower each day.

Keri said...

Oh...
I recommend the back seat of his car... you know so that when he goes to back out and looks in the rear view the clown's staring back at him...

Flash Stitcher said...

ust too funny. BTW, at least you have pink marble or big tiles, I have light blue small tiles from the 50's! YUCK! or wanna trade?

Flash Stitcher said...

Sopposed to be Just*