So my 16 year old daughter, Maybelline, is doing homework for her pre-AP English class, reading Grapes of Wrath. She looks over and asks, "Mom, what does c-e-l-i-b-a-t-e mean?" Seriously? Someone should not be taking pre-AP English. And someone should not be having to explain to her 16 year old the meaning of celibate.
She looks down at the notebook she's using to take notes of her reading and starts erasing.