Tuesday, February 2, 2010

Strangling Squirrels and Firing Lasers

So all those ice pictures I took. Some of them made it to my FaceCrack photo album. And one of them? This one?

One of my FaceCrack friends asked if the gnome was strangling a little squirrel. My friends, I ask you - is he?

Second Question: I'm burning a baby bunny and one of my children pointed out that it looks like it's blowing its nose. My Hunny says it's firing its laser. I think it looks like it's spitting chaw. What do y'all think? Here's the bunny-in-progress (it's wood grain - honest):

Here's the video - watch to the end for the laser reference above.

Have a great day, y'all!

Until I write again ...



judi/Gmj said...

It's an Okie Bunny for sure!!
Holding one nostril and blowing out the other.. I have seen it many, many times in the rural sections where the folk don't carry a hankie.
how avaunt garde of you to capture the subculture of the area.

Marguerite said...

Heck yeah, that gnome is strangling a squirrel. As a warning to the others. No squirrel shenanigans are to be tolerated in your yard, fer sure.

And that bunny is whispering secrets. Top secrets. Has anyone called the Department of Homeland Security?

imbeingheldhostage said...

I just couldn't get past the part about how you were burning helpless little bunnies.
Strangling and burning. I never knew you had this side to you ;-)

Daryl said...

is that called a snot shot?

Leenie said...

I should know better than to look at your blog when I am supposed to be doing dumb stuff like working at the office. Now I have teary eyes from holding in a LOL. The bunny is fer sher doing the no hanky booger shoot. And that poor gnome must have done one too many travel commercials and is taking it out on the nearest small creature. Warning to all squirrels...when the gnome ain't happy---ain't NOBODY happy.

Warty Mammal said...

I think it's an adorable bunny, regardless of whether it's clearing out some mucus or it has an unfortunate tobacco habit.

You have great talent with that wood burning tool!

Karen said...

Loved the ice and gnome photo. BEAUTIFUL!!

The bunny is darling. To me, he looks like he is snickering about an inside joke.

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Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

I love booger picking bunnies!