Monday, March 15, 2010

Funny Bone Monday, Postponed

Do y'all mind terribly if I postpone Funny Bone Monday this week? I'm beginning to feel better, but still struggling to be upright and breathe. I'll give you a token joke an video, though.


I can't wait for the flu season to end. Right now my nose should be in intensive care.

By the way, what does it mean when you blow your nose and your ears squeak?

The difference between a cold and the flu: a cold will cause you to have a mild fever, body aches, runny nose, sore throat.... The flu, on the other hand, will cause you to act like (George Steinbrenner) for a week.

Okay, ladies, which is worse—having a cold, or hearing your husband whine when he has one?

I think I've got something serious. My tonsils are the exact same shade of red as one of James Brown's jumpsuits.

My nose is so stuffed up it feels like all eight of my sinuses are doing the wave.

One more sneeze like that and it'll take the Amazing Kreskin to find my contacts.

I found this poem here


This one came from Humor in Swine Flu

An oldie but a goodie:

Thank you, friends.

Until I write again ...



Mental P Mama said...

Feel better little lamb...

CanadianMama said...

Oh my gosh Flea - I'm so sorry. I didn't realize you had a man cold!! Poor little bunny!

Trisha said...


Feel better soon! I have been fighting with a cold as well but it sounds like yours is really holding you down for the count! Feel better soon!

Diane said...

Aw honey... feel better. Being sick is the pits.

Leenie said...

I am SO SORRY you are ill. But you still made Monday Funny. ROFL! "Poor little Bunny"

Take out those contacts and plug your ears so you can't hear the whining. Stay warm and keep the Kleenex handy. (If the pig sneezes...he's dead---snicker snort) Hope you have some good meds to help you kick that bug.

Noe Noe Girl...A Queen of all Trades. said...

Damn cooties! Feel better soon Flea!

Karen Deborah said...

Ahh Flea bee feel better soon!