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Top 10 Reasons Anakin Skywalker Went to the Dark Side
1. Wanted cool voice like James Earl Jones'
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
6. Kicked in head by bantha
7. To impress the babes
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
2. Owed money to Jabba the Hutt, could refinance debt through the Empire
3. Wanted to use the Force to prop up Chrysler stock
4. Charmed by Emporer Palpatine's seductive after-shave
5. Misunderstood name, thought the "Dirk Side" was fan club for pretty-boy actor Dirk Benedict
6. Kicked in head by bantha
7. To impress the babes
8. To escape cruel taunting over dorky name
9. Sick and tired of mentor Obi-Wan Kenobi reciting lines from "Bridge over the River Kwai"
10. Generous Dark Lords of the Sith pension plan
Q&A
Q: When did Anakin's Jedi teachers know he was going bad?
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
A: In the Sith Grade.
Q: What do you call a Sith who won't fight?
A: A Sithy.
Q: How is Ducktape like the Force?
A: It has a Dark Side, a Light side and it binds the galaxy together.
Q: What's the differance between an ATAT and a stormtrooper?
A: One's an Imperial walker and the other is a walking Imperial.
Q: How many Sith does it take to screw in a hyperdrive?
A: Two, but I don't know how they got in it.
Q: What goes, "Ha, ha, ha, haaaa.... AGGGHHHH! Thump"?
A: An Imperial Officer laughing at Darth Vader.
Q: Why should you never tell jokes on the Falcon?
A: The ship might crack up.
Q: Which Star Wars character works at a restaurant?
A: Darth Waiter.
Q: Why do Doctors make the best Jedi?
A: Because a Jedi must have patience.
Q: What did the rancor say after he ate a Wookiee?
A: Chewie!
Squidoo has Star Wars Humor!
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More Squidoo Star Wars visual humor!
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Oh my. These are sad. If you're not a hard core fan, you may want to skip them.
Signs That You May Be a Complete Star Wars Addict:
I found them here, along with some other pithy SW stuff
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Said video - I hope you enjoy it as much as I do!
I wanna be a life time member. Can I just tell you how tempting it was to be all video today? This stuff is golden!
And my friend, Angie, recommended this one:
And of COURSE, there's Yoda ...
Until I write again ...
Flea
7 comments:
LOL! I like the list.
You will probably be happy to hear that you don't have to sign me up for rehab just yet, but I must confess that I did "inhale". :P
The Yoda song is better tha the Lola song! That could go viral....
Yes, I have the Star Wars complete collection and the Alien Legacy. I don't watch it every weekend but probably once a year I dig them out and watch. MUD
Too funny or just funny enuf .. no matter I laffed a lot
LMAO! LOVE the list! LOVES it! so needed the giggle today...laughter it's good medicine!
You are sick. You're welcome.
Therapy needed!
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